My Mookie and Me!

I don't want a Pookie.
I just want to play in my weekly Mookie.
And I don't want a Cooookie.
I just want to play in my weekly Mookie.
And I don't wanna Fook.
I just want a fix of my Wednesday Mook.....ie.

Soooooo Sick! Kill me, please.

The end of last week I started to feel a little sickish. Well wouldn't you know it, just in time to destroy my weekend I come down with the flu. Friday night was horrible. I was sweating like a pig and aching like crazy. I could barely think straight. I couldn't bring myself to play any real poker so I played the friday night donkament instead.
Fun Stuff! I was completely out of it the whole time but that's when you catch cards. I never even had to rebuy. After a couple hours of pure donkey goodness I was at the final table and Pokerwoolf was running everyone over. I only remember one hand from the whole night. Waffles was the shortstack(shocking I know) at the table and he pushed all in on me from the SB. I got the BB special of the hammer and just couldn't resist calling. What does he turn over? 24o! Sweet! Karma comes around the corner and smacks him with two pair and keeps him in the game. A few hands later and I'm down to heads up against the Woolf and I lose that heads up match in a record 1 hand. I think he had around a 100-1 chip lead but no biggie cause it was a good time.
After the game I pop a couple Nyquil and head off to bed. Feverish and drugged up do some funky shit to your dreams. I was hallucinating all night. That was not as much fun as some trips I've had.
Next comes Sunday, not sure what happened to Saturday, and the Big Game. I had my token ready started her up. I was all over the place in that game and never really had anything. Of course we come the the halfway mark and I get rockets so me thinking I can double up real quick I push preflop against a raise from ooosssuuu guy since he was the big stack and I'm possitive he'll call. He turns up AK! Woohoo! But then the flop give him a king and so does the river. Boohoo!
Monday rolls around and I'm still feeling like crap so I call in sick to work. But that of course doesn't stop me from playing in the MATH. Again ready to go with my token I start it up. Not sure if I was feeling better but I was surely playing better. Spent most of the tourney in the top 4 and got down to the final table. Then I make a mistake? I have hooks and the BB pushes. I have him covered but only my a little. I decide to make the call and he turns up AK. Off to the races we go and an ace on the river cripples me. I'm out a rotation or so later on the bubble in 7th.
Now the interesting part. After 7 games in the Blogger Tournament thingy, I am 7 for 7 in the points! That keeps me in the running. Now all I have to do is win one of these damn things.

Tonight I hope to win the car of my dreams on Ebay! Wish me luck!

FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

fuck.


Ok, so I just got done playing the tier 2 token frenzy. Lots of bloggers trying to get their token for The Big Game.
But here is why I'm steaming. Now I can't be too upset due to the fact that I was NEVER above 2000 chips the WHOLE tourney!!! I got lucky when I needed to and had almost no cards the whole time. Plus I played crappy early on. But we were on the bubble of the money sitting at 22. It paid top 20 but only the top 17 got tokens. I had just won my BB hand we were down to 20 so if I could sweat out 3 more people I'd have that freaking token.
What Happens??!!!

Well I don't have a screen shot because the table closed after the hand. And I don't have the hand history because I'm an idiot!!!
But to sum up!
I'm on the button!
I had cowboys!
I had a small chip stack!
Raiser in front of me! (raised more than i had)
BOTH blinds reraise behind me!
The flop was all small cards!
Turn was small!
River was small!
I turn up my kings!
Small blind turns up aces!
Big blind turns up KINGS!
Not sure what the other guy had cause of my previously stated stupidity!

So close! Could or should I have gotten away from that hand? Doubtful.

Fuckity fuck fuck.


Try some of this!

Moving on up!

Now I'm 3rd in the Battle of the Blogger Tournaments rankings! Even after I made a fatal error during the MATH tourney on Monday. Note to self: Don't play pocket 7's against the megabig stack on the final table bubble, because he will get his two outer on the river.

It's just like a Mookie tourney tonight. Everyone will be there, will you?


In other news I've start AGAIN working on my 3d poker animations. Over that past few weeks in blogger touneys I've had some incredible ideas on where to go with this. I'm still looking for anyone interested in working on this project.

BTW, does anyone else watch The Riches? I'm obsessed with it!

I like MATH! Who doesn't?

Last week was my first MATH tourney and it went pretty well. This week I hope to final table and win the sucka! I better do something because my play over the weekend was atrocious. I tried 3 times to win a token and 2 of the 3 I lost when I had top pair to a rivered straight. The 3rd I just donked off and have nothing to say about that one. Now I'm probably just going to give up and pay the buyin as to not lose anymore of these damn things. Previously I had played quite a few of the $8 token tourneys and won one in 4 outta 5. Now I can't even get to the bubble! Blah.

Had a good weekend. Our employee party was fun. Lot's of bowling and drinking and dumb games and drinking. I think I pulled muscle bowling but it's not really something I could bring myself to call in sick for.

Easter was Easter. Jesus came buy and drank some wine. I was late and missed the Easter bunny but I heard he was hilarious. And of course the family drilled me as to why my now EX girlfriend was not with me. Fun stuff.

UPDATE:
3 $8 token tourneys = $24
2 $6 token tourneys = $12
1 Actual token win = $36 token that's only worth $26
Whoops.

5th in the Riverchasers Event AND...

6th on the overall leaderboard for the Battle of the Bloggers!!!! Woot woot!
I had a good tourney last night. Caught some great cards and played pretty good. Toward the end I did catch a 3 outer against JJOK to keep on truckin but besides that it was usually just catching good cards in your normal race situation and patience. My goal was to place higher than MiamiDon but nope. He finished in 4th I think.
Fun stuff.

Plus if my calculations are correct I should move into the top 10 with that finish in the overall Riverchasers leaderboard.

Now all I have to do is WIN one of these damn things.

Big weekend coming up. Easter with the family and Saturday my company is hosting a party at some Bar/Arcade thingy called Inplay. Never heard of it but it's free booze so that's all that matters.

Have a great weekend everyone. Say Hi to Jesus for me.

Pocket Change.

Due to some bad play and mismanagement of my funds, I was down to pocket change in my FT account. So with less then 5 bucks I sat down at the all mighty .05/.10 NL tables and had at it. I worked my way up to $10 and my goal was to make $11 so I could play in the Mookie tonight. But even playing super tight I managed to lose almost all of it when I had AA cracked twice in a very short time. Sitting at around $2 I got lucky a couple times and got my $11 buy in for tonight.

In older news I busted out 11th out of 47 in the my first MATH on Monday.


It'll be a bit before I reload my account so wish me luck tonight.